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Hen Reed Bunting bathing in the last of yesterday’s Beaver Moon. Beaver Moons happen four times a year. Female Reed Buntings are drawn to them as their menstrual cycles operate on the ‘Cycladian’ timetable which ensures an intimate

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Alpha male Atlantic Seal off Blakeney Point, Norfolk last Monday. Up to 20,000 seals will arrive on this barren spit to birth their kittens. Seals are totally blind and are led by their keen sense of smell to both their relatives and their prey. Usua

Photograph of a drake Kestrel eviscerating a common lizard at the Scrubs ten years ago today(ish). Cameras were so much cruder then, hence the rather lo-res quality. Still love this shit though. We’ve been blessed with quite a few lizards this

Off to Oxford to unveil my 2014 painting of Princess Diana and Inspector Morse boating on the Isis. At the time, the surly copper’s view up the princess’s ‘Windsor freeway’ caused some gasps in drawing rooms! The couple&rsquo

The astonishingly beautiful dawns at Wormwood Scrubs have always been things of splendour. Prisoners who have excitingly been released early from their sentences by the Prime Minister (to make room for people serving time for parking offences or swea

Crossbill at Thursley Heath car park. These chunky, monster-billed beauties are always a thrill to see. They can be heard cracking open pine cones from about 200m away, but scientists still have literally no idea why they do so! Amazing!! #crossbill